Pickup Lines

Siempre trato de encontrar algo interesante y útil en el internet y hoy he encontrado esta página que por un lado he hacía reir pero por otro me hacia pensar. Disfrútenla:

Let’s get something straight between us!
Do you want to see something swell?
I’m sorry I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Did you know that your body’s 90% water? And I’m soooo thirsty.
I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?
Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Look at you with all those curves and me with no breaks
Miss, if you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
I’m not feeling myself tonight. Can I feel you?

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